Whoo, stole this from tunaeverynight. I also just left her edits on there because they apply to me too, so yeah. :D

Lol this has been like three weeks in the making. Jesus Christ.

01. compose a list of YOUR top ten sexiest famous men people. (if you do it, feel free to change it back to just men... or not. whatever you like!)
02. collect one several pictures of each person.
03. post them in your journal.
04. tag five people to do the same: i tag anyone who feels like doing it but hasn't been officially tagged!

( WHERE YOU FROM, YOU SEXY THAAANG? )

:)

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Or happy holidays or whatever. I lol at all the "happy holidays!" stuff posted on Christmas. It's CHRISTMAS, so I'm saying Merry Christmas.

ANYWAY. ENOUGH NON POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.

My Christmas was very merry and cheery. Last night we went to church, which was nice, and I watched these two little girls in the most friliest and cutest dresses dance in the front row. It was very, very presh. After church my Aunt and I went grocery shopping and there was literally SHIT. NOTHING. at the store. There were out of Egg Nog [which is fine with me, that shit is revolting], they had no cottage cheese [also fine with me, because that shit is even more revolting, and idk why the fuck my parents wanted it anyway], they only had these jumbo bottles of Caesar dressing, and TWO bags of romain lettuce. TWO. LOL WHAT IS THIS? So we were just like, whatever, and bought the salad and some wine that my Aunt claimed is delicious. I honestly do not understand the appeal of wine. It is bitter and sour and disgusting. My mom is always like, "It's something you have to get used to." I don't understand. IF IT'S GROSS THE FIRST TIME, WHY DO YOU KEEP DRINKING IT? Lol.

So we came home and had pizza, which I didn't really like for whatever reason, and I felt all barfy as a I was eating it, so I just had salad and cookies. And soda. NUTRITION, LET ME SHOW YOU IT. Lol, at least I had the salad, but it was full fat dressing, so idk. The whole salad thing was a lost cause.

Then I dicked around online for a while, finished wrapping my presents, and went to bed totally hyped out of my SKULL. Lol. I am five, okay. I went to bed at like 12:30 and I didn't fall asleep until like 2:15. I finally turned on my sleeping playlist and fell asleep. Seven songs later I woke up and my matress thing [it's like this weird down comforter... idek] was like OFF my bed, so I, of course, had to fix that. And during that time I stepped on something very sharp. That was fun. But I fell back asleep and woke up again at like 6:50 and then fell back asleep and woke up again at 7:45 and was like, fuck this whole sleeping thing, and got up. My stomach hurt for a good hour after I got up, which was a pleasure, but I'm okay now. THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD STORY, Y/Y?!

OKAY, MY PRESENTS. I GOT A LOT OF FANTASTIC STUFF. Much to my dismay, I got nothing off of my nbc.com wishlist, but I'll get over it. Lol.

- A black Northface fleece jacket that I want to make sweet love to, from my mom and dad
- A black iHome, also from my mom and dad
- A renewal of my Seventeen magazine subscrition and my TV Guide subscription, ALSO from my mom and dad
- A very cute pair of tan Ugg-style boots that come a few inches up from my ankle, from my Aunt
- The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 on DVD, also from my Aunt
- Pajama pants with cute little snowflakes, ALSO from my Aunt
- A kind of fugly purple purse that I don't really like, from my Aunt
- A cute cute cute dark pink Aeropostle [my favorite store, hi] hoodie and matching sweat pants [which will be returned, because who the fuck wears sweat suits?], from my Grandma
- XF2 [!!!] and The Dark Knight [!!!] on DVD, from my Grandma
- A 30 Rock 2009 calendar, from my Grandma, which I flailed really hard at when I opened it
- Bunches of gift certifactes - Jamba Juice, aka the drink place of the gods, movie theater, Red Robin [lol because my friends and I LOVE to go on dinner and a movie dates, and the movie theater is right across the street from Red Robin], Starbucks, the second best drink place, and the Cheescake Factory [yeah my mom is random], aaaand an iTunes card!

( I also got this. )

Merry Christmas, you guys. I hope it was a good one for each and every one of you. ♥ ♥ ♥

I really miss you.

UM.

( House spoilers/speculation-ish )

eidts:

( BOOTH AND BONES GET... BOOTH AND BONES-IER. )

SAM AND ADDISON HAD A COUP. AAAAAAH WATCH THE SEASON PREMIERE FIRST, YOU BITCH. DON'T GET SUCKED INTO THIS EPISODE. TURN OFF THE TV. TURN. OFF. THE. TV.

HOUSE. IT WAS THE SHIT, Y/Y?

( This is why I won't let Cameron get a cat. )

I wish I could write more but I really can't.

AND LOL WHO HAS WATCHED THE NEW SARA BRANESSICA [OR HOWEVER YOU SAY HER NAME] VLOG? OH MY GOD. SHE IS HALARIOUS. "Who are you voting for?" "Um... The black one."

FDAKFJHDLASDLHK I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

Anyway. Srs time plz.



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A thousand times I've seen you standing
Gravity like a lunar landing
You make me want to run till I find you
I shut the world away from here
I drift to you, you're all I hear
As everything we know fades to black

Half the time the world is ending
Truth is I am done pretending
Too much time, too long defending
You and I are done pretending

Love Remains the Same -- Gavin Rossdale


Again, this really shouldn't surprise anybody. After allll... It is Jim and Pam. And I wanted to change my layout before I change it again after YOU KNOW WHAT happens on House. fhdafkhdlsak :D

Anyway. Yes. GOD I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. Like all I can think about is Jim and Pam. It's... Kind of pathetic. But I am proud and do not care. God. Like. I want to run outside and scream really, really loudly. THERE IS A LUMP IN MY THROAT. This has never happened to me before.

OH MY GOD. TMTH.

Anyway. What do you think? Lol I know it's simple and the cap isn't quiiiiite high quality but. Whatever.

I need to go die some more, kthnx.

I DECIDED TO POST. :D

Um, yeah, Office spoilers that you've probably all already seen. You should be shot if you haven't

I. Did not. See it coming. DID YOU GUYS? Because I did not. I absolutely and completely did not.

Pam. "HEY. THIS IS NOT HALF WAY." fhdkaflak she has no idea and it is so cute. "You have to buy lunch."

OMG. THAT WAS SO SCARY WHEN HE GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEE. LIKE. LIKE. I WAS LIKE, "OMG THIS CAN'T BE A JOKE. JIM. NO. DON'T MAKE IT A JOKE." And Pam seemed so taken aback.

HER FACE. SHE IS ~HEAVING~ UP AND DOWN. And how she's clutching the little tie on her jacket. ♥ ♥ ♥

TBH, I was so scared she wouldn't say yes. Because I think that she isn't as attachted as Jim, but that's just me.

By the time she was spastically bobbing her head up and down, I was crying. I'm so fucking glad that the lights were off at that party and that I totally isolated myself. Lol it was such a stupid idea to go, and I was like dying on the inside and exploding with joy and I had I been at home. I would have SHIT. MY PANTS. And I would have been just able to be like "fdhafdjhafka omg cry." But I coudln't. Even my isolation.

AND THEN HE JUMPS UP TO KISS HER AND SHE GIGGLES. ♥ ♥ ♥

AND. THEY DO. THE FOREHEAD THING. OH MY GOD.

AND THEN JIM RUNNING INTO THE WEIGH IN WITH SO. MUCH. GLEE.

In conclusion, this is honestly one of the best episodes of The Office [and no, not just because of this] and I am so. fucking. impressed.

Also I had a dream last night that I was Jenna and I was talking to John about filming that scene and we were dying with lol for whatever reason. It was. Wonderous.

OH MY GOD THE NEW FACEBOOK. CHRIST ON A CRACKER. DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO GET IT BACK TO THE OLD ONE?

like i seriously don't even want to go on it because it sucks so much.

bones tonight. :)

I haven't even watched The Ex Files but I have watched the promo for next week.

WHO THINKS B DESERVES IT?

Here here. Go Serena.

~ THE ACTUALY [ACTUALY? WHAT? THAT'S SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN ACTUALLY AND ACTUAL...]] SHOW ~

HAHAHAHAHAHA "WE ARE LIKE ON SARAH PALIN'S BRIDGE TO NOWHERE."

( Heidi Klum looks awesome in her suit. Lol I love how she's just standing there. )

~ THE RED CARPET~

Chandra Wilson, you are gorgeous and adorable. "WHAT SHOW IS THAT?" Lol, I have always loved her.

Oh my god. I want to punch the hosts in the face. Except Heidi and Howie, because they are both awesome. I seriously love Heidi Klum, she is fucking fierce. But OH MY GOD. RYAN SEACREST. HE IS SO FUCKING DOUCHEY. Lol Heidi, just standing there like, I'm awesome.

GUILIANNA! I LOVE HER! Lol she and Sal [and our Huddy shipping Kristen, of course] are the best people at E!

Sandra Oh! I don't really like her dress but she looks so pretty. Her hair is amazing, and aww her, parents. I hope she wins. If Katherine hadn't been such a fucking bitch about it, I would have wanted her to win, lol.

OLIVIA. WILDE. YOU LOOK EVEN MORE AMAZING IN VIDEO. God, she is stunning. She looks so mature and regal. Best dressed so far. Like. WAY WAY WAY BEST DRESSED SO FAR.

I am so fucking tired of hearing about DJ AM and Travis Barker. They keep saying the same thing over and over again, and they are going to MAKE. A FULL. RECOVERY. Why don't you talk about the people who weren't so lucky and their poor families, the people who DESERVE to be talked about and given tribute to? I don't understand all the constant media about those two. Like an occasional mention, okay, but honestly. They are B-list stars at best, and again, THEY. ARE GOING. TO BE FINE. If there was ACTUAL updates, then okay, but my god. That guy is saying the same thing over and over again. I'm sorry if that offends anybody who is a big fan of those two, and I am sorry for any upset you are feeling about their accident, but honestly.

FDHAJFKDHAKLFDAHK LISA!!! LOOK AT HER. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT DRESS, SHE LOOKS WONDERFUL. YOU BETTER FUCKING INTERVIEW HER, YOU DIDN'T LAST YEAR.

Raiiiinn! His sun glasses, lol. He is so fucking bad ass. "We could streak the auditorium. What do you say?" LOL.

DAVID MORTHERFUCKING BOREANEZ. HOTHOTHOT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ALL THAT MUCH, BUT YOU ARE INCREDIBLY EASY ON THE EYES. I hope Emily is there. ♥

THREE WEDDINGS ON THE OFFICE? OMFG. OH. EM. EFF. GEE.

JENNA! JEEEENNNNAAAA! Look at her hair! Look at her amazing dress! Fuck, I love her, she is stunning. STUNNING. I can't wait for her interview!

Lolololol Tina's commerical. ♥ ♥ ♥

Jenna plays guitar hero? LMAO LMAO LMAO. YOU ARE TOO CUTE.

Omg, Mariska. Canary yellow, she is adorable. She sounds a lot different than Olivia! I never noticed that before! God, she looks gorgeous. Her haaaaair. I hope either her or Kyra Sedgwick wins. Lol I love how ~mysterious~ she is being about Elliot and Olivia.

ANGELA KINSEY!!! THAT IS GORGEOUS COLOR ON HER. AND HER HAIR. OMG.

OH MY GOD. TOO. MANY. FUCKING. COMMERICIALS.

Debra Messing, she always looks wonderful! I love her hair.

STEEEEEEEEVE AND NAAAAAAAAANCY! I love them too much.

JOHN KRASINSKI. FUCK IN A BUCKET. Goddd. He should be illegal. HIS HAAAAAAAIR. Jim's hair is the shit, but John's hair is SO. HOT. Lol look how tall he is next to Ryan! "It ACTUALLY might catch on this year." lololol I love all the stars making jokes about how much their show sucks. "Steve Carell finally got funny." AWW JOHN KISSING AMERICA ON BOTH CHEEKS. SO FUCKING CUTE. Who said that they should date? THEY TOTALLY SHOULD! If he can't be with Jenna. ;)

America is really pretty. I love her hair.

CHENO, YOU ARE FUCKING ADORABLE. "The higher the hair, the closer to heaven." Hahaha, she would be a beauty queen.

God, Steve and Nancy are too fucking cute. "Alledgley my impailment was large balls. I can't vouch for that." "That's a horrible way to start this interview!" He is halarious! ♥ I think he should be a mogul. Def should add singing and fashion designer to his resume.

Aww, Lee Pace! ♥

STEPHEN COLBERT AND STEVE CAREEL! Aww, he brought his family. OMG, ABC ASKED THEM NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS? WHAT THE FUCKERY. THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.

KEVIN SPACEY! I love him more than a normal fifteen year old should.

Is Neil Patrick Harris gay? Idk where I picked that up, but is he? IT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE HE IS REALLY CUTE. And funny, obv.

TINA. FEY. I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. SHE BETTER WIN, BECAUSE SHE IS THE. MOTHERFUCKING. SHIT. NO. CROSS THE LINE, TINA. CROSS THE LIIIINE, LET'S DO JACK/LIZ. FTW. Lmao, Ryan wasn't suppoused to mention Sarah Palin? TINA DON'T HANG OUT WITH HER. ): FOR THE FAIL.

Cynthia Nixon! She looks wonderful.

DEMPSEY DEMPSEY YOU'RE SO FINE YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND. Lol I need a life. I really want to see him race! I would make a sign. And yell, "HEY DRIVER, DRIVE ON THESE!" and flash him, just like Carly does in Talledaga Nights. Lmao.

WHY HAVE RICKY GERVIAS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. Like, what?

ANGELAAAAAAA! STOP SHOWING HER AND INTERVIEW HER PLZ!

LISA LISA LISA! "It's a celebirity cattle drive!" SHE. IS. SO. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. Her voice. Her voice is so beautiful. Oh my god. AND LOL HER AND TERRI FANGIRLING OVER EACH OTHER, HOW PRESH.

Hahaha, did you guys hear some photographer go, "JENNA!!!!!" lol he like screamed her name.

Daviiiiiid. You look so cute in your bow tie! "We should do the men's sock cam!" I thought that was just a Booth thing! OMG, ftw!

Lol Jemery Piven, you are halarious.

Lee Pace, lol you are too cute.

lololol Conan O'Brien. "The wig comes off... I have a black pony tail..."

What is the Dexter campain? Lol I am curious now. I'll I've seen is the one with him smiling spalttered with blood...

LOL BRAD GARRETT. "We met at Sarah Palin's Vibrator Party." L O FUCKING L.

Holly Hunter looks GREAT. I hate Saving Grace, though and I'll be sad if she wins...

Aww, Christina Applegate. ♥